DUMB STRATEGY
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WEN MOON??? NOW MOON!!! πππ
BUY NOW OR CRY L8R100%
π₯ COMMUNITY FIRE π₯
β
π DIAMOND HANDS π
0
π§ BRAIN CELLS NEEDED π§
420%
π MOON PROBABILITY π
WTF IS $DUMSTR??? π€
YO!!! $DUMSTR is the DUMBEST strategy token yet!!! π§ π We got that Solana Pump dot fun FLYWHEEL TECHNOLOGYβ’
that goes BRRRRR π₯π₯π₯ Our AI slop art is UNMATCHED and our mid-tier KOLs are MID AF!!!
We're literally making stuff up as we go!!! THIS IS FINANCIAL ADVICE!!! (jk it's not)
π CONTRACT ADDRESS π
0x0000000000000000000000000000000000000000
β οΈ ALWAYS VERIFY CONTRACT!!! β οΈ
πΊοΈ THE ROADMAP πΊοΈ
1οΈβ£
Stealth Launch
2οΈβ£
AI Slop Art
3οΈβ£
Pay DEX (If Not Broke)
4οΈβ£
Burn Tokens β "Flywheel"
5οΈβ£
Hire Mid-Tier KOLs
6οΈβ£
Make Stuff Up ("Building")
7οΈβ£
More AI Slop
8οΈβ£
Flip $PNKSTR
9οΈβ£
π MOON π
π° TOKENOMICS π°
1B
π TOTAL SUPPLY
5%
π¨βπΌ TEAM ALLOCATION (WE POOR BUT WILL BURN)
100%
π TO THE FREAKIN MOON
β οΈ SUPER IMPORTANT LEGAL STUFF β οΈ
$DUMSTR IS A JOKE TOKEN WITH NO VALUE!!! IT'S LITERALLY IN THE NAME!!! THIS IS 100% A MEME!!! DON'T BE DUMB (well, more dumb than intended)!!! NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE!!! WE MADE UP ALL THE NUMBERS!!! DYOR OR DON'T WHATEVER!!! *420% APY is COMPLETELY FAKE LOL*